Wednesday, July 8, 2015

The author

Nasty Stuff
by Chris Burla July 8, 2015

I like my hog spit. Because I like nasty stuff, like a snake eating a rat, or a robin throwing up, or someone licking the bottom of their shoe. These things are nasty. You might like nasty stuff if you like smelling the bottom of your feet, or if you like boogers. The best place to find nasty stuff is the forest because you find poop, but not every time.  My favorite person to look for nasty stuff with is Martin. My name is Chris. Good luck finding nasty stuff.